I just can't let this feature die, despite the apparent disinterest. This week, People magazine's bastard spawn asks its readers:
What do you admire most about Ryan Seacrest? A. He has several jobs B. He's got great style C. He doesn't judge anybody
They left out one good option, however. Who doesn't admire his ability to --- pardon the pun --- maintain a straight face when asked about his sexual orientation? When he finally does, I'll bet $50 he gets an Advocate cover story applauding his "bravery."