Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Cleanliness is next to godliness
I'm not sure if this is appropriate Valentine's Day material, but Malcontent correspondent Markie Post has just informed me of the latest trend in anal grooming, and who am I to withhold news of breaking fads? Perhaps this is an industry in the making.
"Seriously. I read it in 'Esquire' so it must be true. White guys think their 'fawn-colored' orifices are too dark," Markie reports.
But it's not just males fretting about their pucker. Apparently actress Lara Flynn Boyle has been a celebrity champion of the practice. And the "Sunday Times" of London reported speculation about "celebrity anal bleaching" at a party there.
Sounds like a new reality show to me.