I'm not sure if this is appropriate Valentine's Day material, but Malcontent correspondent Markie Post has just informed me of the latest trend in anal grooming, and who am I to withhold news of breaking fads? Perhaps this is an industry in the making.
"Seriously. I read it in 'Esquire' so it must be true. White guys think their 'fawn-colored' orifices are too dark," Markie reports.
But it's not just males fretting about their pucker. Apparently actress Lara Flynn Boyle has been a celebrity champion of the practice. And the "Sunday Times" of London reported speculation about "celebrity anal bleaching" at a party there.
Sounds like a new reality show to me.
olala, that's a beautiful picture. this is a called woman?
ReplyDeleteActually it was Jack Kerouac who first exposed the fact that so many well groomed Americans are running around with dirty assholes—employing a dry, soft paper with poor consistency, to spread it will-nilly around the area. How ridiculous, he thought, when Americans claim to be the cleanest people in the world and bathe two and three times a day. It was the hypocrisy that bothered him.
ReplyDeleteIronically, I imagine the poor man would have been perfectly disgusted by even the most delicate invitation to anal-lingus.
Cut it out, will you, ATL? It was that dammed picture that got me thinking about it.