Do you love your monkey, or do you love me?

I could give a shit about George Michael, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to run this pic of the pop(ped) star, who's in trouble for drug possession.

Michael was arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs yesterday after being found slumped in his car.

Police allegedly found cannabis and GHB — a Class C drug known as Liquid Ecstasy that is popular with clubbers.

In the boot of the car, thought to be a dark Range Rover, cops are also said to have found a cache of pornographic material including sex toys and masks.

Gotta love the British press. Where would they be without "allegedly" or "thought to be?"

Let's hope George doesn't choke to death on a ham sandwich.