Sunday, February 19, 2006

Mom, can I have some of that armpit candy?

Introducing Pot Suckers, the lollipop that tastes of hemp. As someone who's sampled a certain kind of brownie, I can tell you that's not a desirable flavor.

And this candy doesn't get you high. Sounds like a product not long for the shelves, but a local politician with nothing better to do has proposed a bill outlawing ganja pops, so expect a surge in sales.

"When a child goes into a store and purchases potato chips, a soft drink and dope candy, that's not a good thing," said State Sen. Vincent Fort (D-Atlanta). Poor kid must not have any working taste buds.

1 comment:

  1. I'd have to agree the taste has got to "suck." Instead of letting die a natural death, there will be third graders selling them on the black market. Elected officials are such idiots.