Monday, February 06, 2006
Future drug addicts of America
There's something very wrong with child models. I know this because I've seen the HBO documentary "Living Dolls," a tragicomedy if ever there was one. The instructional dance scene, where the pageant coordinator demonstrates runway moves to a 4-year-old, is celluloid gold.
Gap for Kids was bad enough, but now toddlers are wearing designer duds, one of those truly embarrassing American phenomenons. And children --- including 50 Cent's son and two from the Lohan brood (the modern day Culkins) --- are striding the catwalks during Fashion Week in New York.
You are encouraged to regurgitate.