Am I the first to say it?

Doubtfully, and certainly not the last. But today was truly historic -- Tom Cruise ate out a woman, sorta. Or does female placenta count?

Ironically, Suri was born the same day as Brooke Shields' newborn daughter, Grier Hammond Henchy.

Shields and Cruise had a public spat last year after he criticized the actress for taking antidepressants following the birth of her first child.