Louse of the week

There's two sides to every story, blah, blah, blah, but Denise Richards, the estranged wife of Charlie Sheen -- paints an eerily detailed portrait of a marriage gone bad. If she's to be believed, Emilio's lil' bro is a violent perv who likes 'em bald.

In a searing court attack on Charlie Sheen, actress Denise Richards alleges that her estranged husband is unstable, violent, addicted to gambling and prostitutes, and visits pornographic web sites featuring young men and girls who appear underage. In a remarkable sworn declaration (a copy of which you'll find below) filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards also charges that Sheen, 40, assaulted her and threatened her life during a December 30 incident at the actress's Los Angeles home.

What prompted the murderous threats?

Sheen was angry because she had told her divorce attorney about discovering details of Sheen's porn-surfing practices. Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults."

I wonder if this will cause papa Martin Sheen to undertake yet another hunger strike.