Smile already

Has there ever been a more tortured athlete than Joakim Noah, he of the permanent snarl? Could he at least pretend to be happy?

You've just won a championship. We don't hate you. The burden is lifted. The nails are removed. The cross is down. Redemption is at hand.

Save us from your anguish, son of Yannick, if only for "one shining moment."