Americans have bad taste, part 8,375,674

Proving yet again that you can't go wrong with fart jokes, kicks to the groin and booger eating, "The Benchwarmers" earned an estimated $20.5 million at the box office this weekend, making it the highest-grossing opening ever for a baseball movie. I'm now resigned to the fact that, despite my prayer and fasting, Rob Schneider will never go away.