Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I can get you off heroin in three days!

"I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs."

--Renaissance nut Tom Cruise, who claims Scientology's detox program can cure addicts in 72 hours. Cruise declined comment when asked how long it takes for Scientology to "cure" homosexuals.

1 comment:

  1. Do you think he's tried Viagra? It would do wonders for his disposition