I'm not overlooking the dames, however. Our inaugural female: Jewel, with "You Were Meant for Me."
And while on the subject of Jewel, the Malcontent brings back a long-dormant feature -- sins against literature committed by overbearing celebs, otherwise known as the Ethan Hawke Award. As you may remember, Jewel writes poetry, too. Very, very badly.
"Me"
I have firm breasts
I have lips that always smile
I have veins that bleed
I laugh when I'm nervous
I feel the pain of others
but cry for no reason
I like open flame
I've been selfish since a child
I'm from Alaska
but hate the cold
I've cheated on diets
I've faked applications
But I still bleed
and my lips still smile
and my breasts won't
always be firm
I'm still waiting for Sean Penn to apologize -- he discovered Jewel.
For this, the city of San Diego apologizes. And for Jason Mraz. And blink-182. But not for fish tacos, Rocket from the Crypt, or Pinback.
ReplyDeleteI think Johnson does a lot of surfing in San Diego. But, no, SD is not responsible for them. Jerry Lewis lives in Coronado. Does that count? Jim Croce's ghost haunts the Gaslamp in the form of a restaurant owned by his wife.
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