Friday, April 21, 2006

Ice, ice babe!

Purely speculation on my part, but I'd recognize those vacant eyes anywhere (and the pock marks don't help).

Danish supermodel May Andersen has been arrested for hitting a flight attendant on a flight from Amsterdam to Miami, police said.

The 23-year-old bombshell was aboard Martinair Flight 643 on Thursday. She was ''loud and disruptive all throughout the flight,'' according to a Miami-Dade police spokeswoman.

There's no real signifigance to this post save to run the pic. Otherwise, beautiful, pampered people throwing public tantrums is about as newsworthy as dog bites man, but it's interesting to note how they always seem to hit the help. They'd be a helluva lot more alluring if they threw a cell phone at, say, Henry Rollins, or Robin Williams. Do that, and I'd join my queer brethren in worshipping your every move. I'd even call you diva (although simply being a bitch doesn't qualify one for said designation):

di·va (dē'və)
n., pl. -vas or -ve (-vā).

1. An operatic prima donna.
2. A very successful singer of nonoperatic music: a jazz diva.

Nor does being an old, washed-up actress. Example: Judith Light is not a diva. Disagree? Your quibble is with the dictionary.

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