I'm already embarrassed that I've wasted so much space discussing a Ron Howard movie. I haven't read the book, and I don't plan on seeing the movie. So I'll end all talk of "The Da Vinci Code" with this conclusion:
If you're faith is so insecure that it might be shaken by something directed by RON HOWARD, then it's time for you to find a new faith. Maybe you should worship box office receipts. Remember, it's a RON HOWARD film. As in RON HOWARD, the king of pablum, the man who bastardized Dr. Seuss. If you're threatened by Opie, you best relocate to Antarctica.
That is all.