Non-caustic musings

Compliments of Peggy Hill, successor to the venerable Doyle Harcavy (Mike Judge clearly does his homework):

*You know it's autumn when the leaves are leaving and the pine needles are sticking around.

*They say time flies but with the way airlines are going these days maybe time should take the bus.

*I'm tired of reading negative stories about today's youth. You might say I'm on an all "pro-teen" diet.

*The people who say you can't make an omelette without cracking eggs are pretty hardboiled.

*They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if you don't go to the doctor for regular check-ups you're bananas.