Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Christian rock hard

Does your exercise regimen need a boost? Wish you could leg-press 2,000 pounds?

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman (cozying up to brutal dictators like Charles Taylor while advocating the assassination of others, such as Hugo Chavez)?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

So Robertson claims he can leg-press 1600 pounds more than former Secretary of State Madeline Albright. Maybe she should try Pat's protein shake, endorsed by Jesus himself.

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