VIRGINIA BEACH -- The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.
He added specifics in Wednesday's show.
"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.
Most likely in retribution for those zany medicinal marijuana laws (since Robertson's god doesn't endorse sick people seeking natural comfort). Not to mention the Northwest is a bit liberal on the same-sex marriage issue. And we know how much Pat's deity hates the gays.