Thursday, May 18, 2006

And the blind shall see

Very obvious "blind items" all over the Internet and radio have outed a certain ex-SNL cast member turned movie star. Among the "clues" --

We're all verklempt! This news is like butter!

No way, you ask? WAY!

If you haven't figured this one out yet, you've somehow avoided the last 15 years of pop culture. Way to go.

So I'll make it easy. His first name starts with an "M." Same with his last.

Didn't see that one coming.

True? Who knows. But the gossipists have spoken.

1 comment:

  1. Well...there was that long, childless marriage that did seem like a professional partnership, which recently ended. But what about all his "Shwing!"-ing over Madonna and Heather Locklear? I must say, I'm also quite surprised by this gossip. I guess it would explain the recent end of the above-mentioned marriage.