The Rockwell Report

Another new feature debuts on the Malcontent, named in honor of eighties one-hit wonder Rockwell -- "I always feel like, somebody's watching me." Now the government is listening to reporters' phone calls in an effort to "root out confidential sources."

From ABC News:

"It's time for you to get some new cell phones, quick," the source told us in an in-person conversation.

We do not know how the government determined who we are calling, or whether our phone records were provided to the government as part of the recently-disclosed NSA collection of domestic phone calls.

Other sources have told us that phone calls and contacts by reporters for ABC News, along with the New York Times and the Washington Post, are being examined as part of a widespread CIA leak investigation.

Who'd a guessed that Rockwell was a prophet?