Friday, May 05, 2006

Star Jones McKinney's new alibi

Breaking news: Rep. McKinney is now blaming her violent outburst against a Capitol police officer last month on an ill-advised mix of BC headache powder and Gas-X.

Honestly, though, do you think McKinney would have gotten a ride home from the cops if she had been pulled over drunk?

Notice how I didn't make one reference to Chappaquiddick.

No comments:

Post a Comment