As I made my way up I-75 today, I noticed a billboard promoting a new planned community development as:
Mayberry, with a modern twist.
Well, see, the problem with that one is ... Mayberry is not modern. Will there be a town drunk, an inept deputy, an effeminate gas station attendant, a folksy sheriff, an Aunt Bee ... ? Are the roads dirt? Is there a fishin' hole nearby?
Is that in your covenance?
Nitpicky, I know, but I hate packaged charm.