Dogged by $12 million in tax liens and other legal judgments, rap music titan Marion "Suge" Knight is down to $11 in his checking accounts and the bling on his back, according to a bankruptcy court filing. The Death Row Records founder, who filed for Chapter 11 protection last month, claims that his $4.4 million in assets is dwarfed by $137.4 million in debt.
Suge: "Man, T, I don't know where all the money went."
T: "How could you not know that, fool?"
Suge: "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
T; "Watch it, sucka. We don't need any of that dirty jibber jabber on T's show."
Suge: "Well I could shakedown Vanillia Ice again."
T: "That's foolish talk. That white boy ain't got any money. Stop your whining, bitch!"
Note to Suge: That was Mr. T calling you a bitch, not me.