Boys club

Expect a torrent of sour dispatches over the next few days as I try to emerge from the end-of-vacation blues. Plenty of good memories, some from a strange source.

Not sure why, but soft rock impresario Michael McDonald emerged as our foil. We decided to come up with new material for the prince of mundanity; I dare you to find a more appropriate roster of songs:

*"Casual Fridays" (title track)

*"Dot-comversation" (Just having myself a ... dot-comversation ... leading to a ... e-mail exchangin' ...)

*"Givin' 'em what they want"

*"Everything in moderation"

*"Bud Light on a Sunday"

*"Chillin' at Chili's"

*"Just reportin' the facts"

*"As is"

That should put you in a smooth jazz state of mind.