Thank you ma'm may I have another

No contest for this week's sleazeball award: Abraham Alexander, a former accountant for a heart disease research charity who pleaded guilty to stealing more than $237,000 of the organization's funds to pay a dominatrix to abuse him.

Alexander used company credit cards and wrote checks to himself to pay for his exotic taste in entertainment, the Associated Press reports.

According to the district attorney's office, at least $11,000 of the charity's cash went directly to an online business called Through the Looking Glass, which is run by Lady Sage, a dominatrix based out of Ohio. Other charges included flights and car rentals to and from the house of pain.

Alexander will likely get somewhere between two and six years in prison, where he should get plenty of beatings for free.