Thursday, March 30, 2006

Bringing in the sheaths

The Christian right's favorite crook addressed the troops at their big self-pity party last night, sounding suspiciously like a Middle Eastern mullah.

"Sides are being chosen, and the future of man hangs in the balance!" former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay warned. "The enemies of virtue may be on the march, but they have not won, and if we put our trust in Christ, they never will. ... It is for us then to do as our heroes have always done and put our faith in the perfect redeeming love of Jesus Christ."

(Now where's that Jew Abramoff? I've got me some injuns to swindle!)

Among the books available at the "War on Christians" conference: "Liberalism Kills Kids!" But are they using guns?

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