Oh ya?!? Well I bet you'd be the first person voted off the Real World-Road Rules Challenge!

Gotta love our current state of political discourse. So profound and uplifting. And never, ever trite ...

Dick Cheney: "If they (Democrats) are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol."

Democratic Party spokesperson: "Simon Cowell is more loved than this administration and its failed Iraq policy. Cheney wouldn't last long on American Idol."

Take that, you poopyhead!