Thursday, January 05, 2006
Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan?
Have you ever seen a Lindsay Lohan movie? If so, shame on you. What are you doing watching movies, or TV shows, aimed at 13-year-old girls (see previous post: Arrested developments)?
An US Weekly magazine reporter informed me, via TV, that we all love Vanity Fair's latest cover girl, but why? Based on what? I suppose she's a slightly more talented version of Paris Hilton, but so am I. I've had a drug habit (but no bulimia).
What if I go throw up for you, right now? Will you make me a star?? I'm not much of an actor, nor a personality. I AM Lindsay Lohan.
***That's me, in the background, casually playing backgammon. Note my disinterest in Ms. Lohan.