Friday, January 27, 2006

The latest on (insert euphemism here)

Don't consider this an endorsement, but merely a statement of facts uncovered in a recent study on marijuana by the "Journal of the International Neuropsychological Society."

The INS found that even among regular users, there is no proof that pot causes irreversibile cognitive damage. And while memory and learning are hindered by regular usage, those effects fade as use decreases. However, pot may diminish libido and fertility.

Meanwhile, a recent study by UCLA found weed smokers face no increase in the risk of pulmonary disease and cancers of the mouth, throat and lungs.

Of course, none of this explains what in the hell is wrong with Woody Harrelson.

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