Saturday, November 26, 2005

The eight most informed readers on the net ...

are those who check out the Malcontent. The Jessica Simpson-Nick Lachey marriage may only now be officially over, but I reported it, after reading it somewhere else, on Oct. 7. Take that, Pat O'Brien.

And now, the Malcontent's very first re-post:

In a huge blow to the abstinence movement (Christians sure are lax in selecting their role models), alleged actress and songstress Jessica Simpson has left her pop tart husband for dear old Dad. If history has taught us anything, it's this: don't underestimate the bedroom eyes of a Baptist preacher. No word on how Jessica's even less talented sister is taking the snub.

You may commence with the Southern inbred stereotyping.

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