New Year's Eve in Ohio? What am I, fucking retarded? (to quote former Hawks coach Hubie Brown)
No, just desperate for some debauchery, compliments of my former L.A. sidekicks (or was I their sidekick?) Regardless, a good time will be had by all. Precedent dictates.
Anyway, I doubt I'll be diatribing any while in the heartland. If not, see ya in '06.