Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Reality tastes like cheap vodka!
It's become fashionable to bash reality stars who won't go away, but here's one cynic willing to stand up for the Richard Hatch's of the world.
Why should they be taking valuable magazine space away from "real celebrities" like Jessica Simpson? Why not? Really now, what's the difference between her father's new concubine (that be Jessica ... keep up, dammit!) and the nude guy on the first "Survivor"? I can think of one thing: his boobs are real and hers are fake.
These days, being a celeb depends largely on the quality of your publicist. So why resent the gay guy on season eight of the "Real World" while celebrating Tara Reid? Basically, they're one in the same: untalented whores who've successfully manipulated the public eye.