If only
Eve Harrington had thought of a stunt like
this, she wouldn't have had to sleep with creepy theater critic Addison DeWitt --
A Texas teenager angling for the lead role in a school play is facing charges that she spiked a competing actress's drink with Clorox. Katherine Smith, 18, was arrested this week and hit with a felony rap for tampering with a consumer product (in this case a bottle of Mountain Dew she gave to a 15-year-old rival). According to a Tarrant County arrest warrant, a copy of which you'll find below, Smith was the understudy of the teen victim in a play called "Ha."
WHAT are they putting in the water down there? Remember that incident several years back where the mother of a teenage girl in TX hired a hit man to knock off her daughter's cheerleading rival?
ReplyDeleteDon't mess with Texas!
I think sleeping your way to the top is the time-honored method.
ReplyDeleteWell-remembered, Norma, and if you've never seen the HBO movie about it, starring Holly Hunter: The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleading Mom, or something to that extent, you're missing out. H.H. is brilliant as usual, and a great supporting turn from the always welcome Swoosie Kurtz.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Swoosie Kurts was on that short-lived sitcom, "Love, Sidney," starring Tony Randall? I remember watching it on Friday nights when I was a youngster.
ReplyDeletesadly, i do ... but I never quite bought Tony Randall playing gay. he's just so butch.
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